is God prepared for this?

Thank you God that I saw that black rat snake about up to here, and it climbed up a tree. And I got a magnifying glass at the museum for 99 cents which is almost 100 cents which equals one dollar. And God, thank you for our world and help all the bad people to be good, and if they don't want to you might have to kill them.

(to Mom: Does God have a sword?)
(Mom: I don't think so.)
(to Mom: A gun? Cannons? A knife?)
(Mom: I don't think so.)

Well then, just do the best you can. Amen.